Monday, June 26, 2006

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Panic and mayhem broke out in several small towns across western Pennsylvania this afternoon as a large glowing orb appeared in the sky for a few moments. Some minor injuries were reported, a few blistering burns as the rays from the strange "circle of fire" hit some exposed skin. Most injuries were sustained as people rushed for cover to avoid the reach of the glow. Luckily the phenomenon lasted no more than 3 - 5 minutes. A few of the older residents insist this object was the "Sun", that mythical object of fairy tales and old wives stories. One gentlemen, who refused to be identified, spoke of a time when this "Sun" would be in the sky for days, even weeks on end. One can only imagine the horror.

2 comments:

Heather said...

Sob -- you are so not funny! now pardon me while I dry off!

Brewster said...

LOL That was very good. Hey, you could have our weather. We have 90 + degrees and then it rains every afternoon. Some of the most fierce storms I have ever seen in my life. Then, if that isn't enough, hurricanes or tropical storms come. LOL Anyway, hope you get to see the sun again, one day.